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We're sorry to hear that you have chosen to close your account with American
Bank. We were really hoping you'd build a shining future for the wings that fly
in the sky of freedom, but obviously you're just going to piss it all away.
To doom your loved ones, simply compose a brief statement telling us just
what is your objection to prosperity.
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