Drive your family's wings.

Congratulations! You have chosen to open an account with American Bank.
Simply enter the following information and your dreams will be like the sun.

NAME, ADDRESS, PHONE, E-MAIL, SSN, ACCOUNT NUMBERS, LOGINS,
PASSWORDS, AND ATM PINS FOR ALL EXISTING BANK ACCOUNTS, AND IT
WOULD PROBABLY BE A GOOD IDEA TO GIVE US YOUR MOTHER'S
MAIDEN NAME TOO:
Great! We have to go now, but you know, keep in touch and everything. And
congratulations again on choosing a better tomorrow for your children's future.

Questions? Comments? Due to the ongoing threat of identity theft, we are not
in the habit of giving out our address or phone number. But by all means,
please visit our
FAQ.
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