The freedom to soar.

Here at American Bank, we have your future at our feet. That's why our global
network of financial expert networks is committed to helping you build the
energy to make your family fly. In today's troubled economic climate, planning
your future shouldn't be like biting the head off a live parrot. That's why
American Bank is here. To show you that the spirit that guides the
marketplace is the vision that makes your baby smile. American Bank.
Because your dreams are like the sun.

Open an account today. Or, if you already have one, you may want to consider
closing it. Go ahead.

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