Bringing pathological, incoherent theatre to downtown Manhattan, where it can do the most good
FOUNDER AND ARTISTIC DIRECTOR
BERNARD GURK
Bernard Gurk is an award-winning writer,
director, producer, and designer who for
many years has been presenting his work
at the Pathological/Incoherent Theatre,
which he founded and where he basically
lives. Gurk's plays, which are defiantly
non-narrative, non-structural, and
non-enjoyable, seek to "weed out the soul"
of contemporary culture through the
manipulation of media in a movement-
generated, space-based creative climate.
His work has been published in several
volumes, including
Eight Plays by Bernard
Gurk, Seventeen Plays by Bernard Gurk
,
and the well-received
One Play by Bernard
Gurk
. He is the recipient of over ten million
dollars in foundation grants.
.
OUR MOST RECENT PRODUCTION
FLOSSING KAFKA
Written, Directed, Conceived, and Designed by
BERNARD GURK
"Postmodern to the point of nausea" - New York Times
"Unbearably long and pretentious" - Time Out
"Gurk remains the vanguard of obscurity" - Village Voice
"Sadly, my ticket was non-refundable" - New York Sun
"Absolutely brilliant...a theatrical stunner" - Off Off Online
THE PATHOLOGICAL/
INCOHERENT THEATRE
IS MADE POSSIBLE BY
GENEROUS SUPPORT
FROM:

The Rich Foundation

The Peter and Harriet
Milanthorpe Charitable Trust

The New York Art Council

The Art Council of New York

The Helen Paam Theatrical
Endowment

SEE/NYC

The McPooter Fund

The Fairchild Foundation

The Synapse

The City Endowment for the
Arts West of Second Avenue,
East of University Place,
North of Broome Street, and
South of Eighth Street

The Gil and Pat Ho
Foundation

Access Culture Right Now

The New York Drek
Association

Budweiser

The Marian Coatsworth Hay
Charitable Endowment

The Fleming Trust

C.R.E.A.T.E.

The Annoying Arts Alliance

BE-downtown

The Wrong Foundation

Y.A.W.N.
.
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OUR SECOND
MOST RECENT
PRODUCTION
HORSE MILK
Written, Directed,
Conceived, and Designed by
BERNARD GURK

"Boring" - Backstage
"Atrocious, and
strangely proud of
itself" - Daily News
THE PRODUCTION
BEFORE THAT
THEY STILL CALL ME FITZY
THE FISH-FACED BAKER OF
THE APOCALYPSE
Written, Directed, Conceived, and
Designed by
BERNARD GURK

"Who is he kidding?" - Variety
"Provocative" - American Theater
OTHER PREVIOUS PRODUCTIONS

COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE WEATHER

WHO PUT ALL THOSE SAUSAGES IN THERE?
(A FABLE IN ELEVEN ACTS)

THE BOOK OF DEATH

CHARLIEFART

PSEUDOMORALCAPTIVITY

PENIS: A CELEBRATION

NAVEL: A CONTEMPLATION

WILL I STILL BE A LITTLE BOY WHEN THE
RAINBOWS DON'T RUN NO MORE?

SYLVIA PLATH AND GHANDI GO TO
NATHAN'S

LONG RANDOM LISTS

THE NEW YORK CITY TELEPHONE
DIRECTORY

PROZAC BLENDER

OXEN: A LOVE STORY

ROBBER MACK, ROBBER MACK, GET UP
AND FACE THE DAY BECAUSE THE MUSIC IS
PLAYING AND THE BIRDS SHINE BRIGHT

CUNTS!

VOLTAIRE SPIT ON ME ONCE

THIS IS MY ACCIDENT
"I don't sit down to write a play," Gurk
explains. "I do it in kind of a kneeling
position, which is better for your back."
Ever since his first play,
This is My
Accident
, Gurk has pushed boundaries and
challenged envelopes. "Instead of thinking
about what kind of play I want to write,
and then writing it," he says, "I spend a
day or so scribbling random, disassociated
words on a napkin or the head of a bald
man. Then I bring in the actors, and they
read everything out loud, which gives me a
sense of the way it sounds when the lines
are spoken." Gurk has tapped into a new
audience not seduced by the philistine
pleasures of theatre which is actually
meaningful. "My work is about breaking
down old ideas," he says, "like this
conformist, Establishment notion that
when an audience goes to the theatre they
should see something. Sometimes we give
them nothing at all, just nothing at all for
their money. What do I care? That's why I
created the Pathological/Incoherent
Theatre. It's a place where the artist reigns.
As far as we're concerned, the audience
doesn't even have to show up. They get in
the way of the process." Coming up next:
Modes of Ennui, in which three actors
scream for three hours.