Essays, notions, one-offs, early work, and oddities from the archives.
THE JONATHAN LARSON MOVIE OF OUR DREAMS
Thoughts on tick, tick…BOOM!, Lin-Manuel Miranda’s film adaptation of Jonathan Larson’s musical.
GOODBYE, ASSHOLE
Farewell to the catastrophic fake presidency of Donald Trump.
I just wanted to use the above thumbnail photo for something. Isn’t it nice?
WEATHER OF 2018
A mystery.
WAXING OFF
Cobra Ka and the aesthetics of fan service.
We WEre SLAVES IN EGYPT - OR NOT
An essay about the bigotry and historical inaccuracy embedded in religious origin mythology, and how we can lead the exodus from faith.
CANNED GOODS IN WASHINGTON
The heartwarming memory of a school field trip to our nation's capital, and the lessons I learned about friendship, and how to transform a hotel room into a nightmare.
THE UNITED NATIONS SONG
VaudeVisuals and Trav S.D. produced this Vaudephone video of my "United Nations Song," as seen in Travesties of 2012. (Older version here.)
BREAD AND BUTTER
Amanda Sisk and Noah Diamond present Bread and Butter. Watch their lovable antics in The Best Things in Life Are Free and Bread and Butter at Work.
CELEBRITIES WITH CARS FOR HEADS
Hey kids! Captain Fun-N-Games presents an addictive new game! Guess the celebrity with a car for a head! It's a real FUN-TEASER (TM, C, R, All rights reserved)!
POEMS BY JOSEPH LERNER
Poetry by my grandfather, Joseph Lerner.
CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE TOO
Watch a video of the stirring anthem "Corporations Are People Too," written by Amanda Sisk and me. More Nero Fiddled here.
DR. HACKENBUSH RESTORED
Watch Dr. Hackenbush Restored, which restores the song "Dr. Hackenbush" to its rightful place in the Brothers' 1937 film A Day at the Races.
AMERICAN BANK
In America, planning your future means planning your future, in America. American Bank. Because your dreams are like the sun. (More here and here.)
THE CRADLE WILL ROCK
Read my essays on the lyrics, the original recording, and the 2013 Encores production of Marc Blitzstein's agitprop masterpiece.
AMAZING FIGHTER PILOT ADVENTURES
If you can stand the excitement, watch this thrilling video, Amazing Fighter Pilot Adventures #342. It's even better than the first 341 episodes!
TRAMPLED BY A HORSE
Most of my work is comedic, but once in a while I do something gravely serious, such as Trampled by a Horse.
THE OBAMA CAMPAIGN BIRDS
During one performance of Life After Bush (2008), I spent two and a half minutes ad-libbing about birds.
NEW FACES OF 1492
New Faces of 1492 is an animated film that dares to tell the truth about Christopher Columbus: He was a schmuck.